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A newly wed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party
with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife,
"Honey, I'll be right back..."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh...?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds
of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan,
India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he
could think of saying was,
"Yes, loolie loolie...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen
glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying,
"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said,
"Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are
really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, pooch pooh?"
She opened the oven and took out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres:
chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But sweet honey...at the bar...you know...there's swearing, dirty words
and all that..."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?... LISTEN, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKING
BEER IN YOUR GOD-DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SNACKS,
BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?!!"
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ROTFL!
PS: i got too much spam in my mailbox as well, we should do something
to prevent this, shouldn't we? (loolie loolies... :) )
bias.
http://bias.underground.hu xpn-voice-added-contact:/dev/70/312/9708
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