*** Now talking in #idm
*** Topic is 'WHOEVER I LENT MY NORD MODULAR TO /MSG ME ASAP'
*** Set by rdj on Thursday April 2nd 00:04:35>
<rdj> you know
<rdj> this whole retirement bag chafes me starfish
<rdj> I think I'm going to release some music again
<plaid> dude!
<wagon-x> wicked!
* []pusher faints
<[]pusher> I felt a great disturbance in the force
<[]pusher> Like millions of voices cried out in terror
<wagon-x> dude that's just the hordes of afx groupies
<wagon-x> being sodomized by our "hot-by-association" manshafts
* []pusher high fives luke
<[]pusher> right FUCKING on
* _BoC_ giggles
<plaid> man, thank god eh?
<wagon-x> THANK GOD
<[]pusher> PRAISE ALLAH
<rdj> heh
<plaid> I dunno about you guys
<plaid> but honestly, we were just about out of material to rip off over here
<plaid> so this'll be a much needed creative boost
<wagon-x> who cares about the fucking music you assmagnet
<wagon-x> I am going to get LAID like a MADMAN
<wagon-x> Do you know how long it's been? Windowlicker was like... THREE YEARS AGO
<plaid> whatever
<wagon-x> I can't wait till the first warp party
<wagon-x> I am SO going to get a whole ROOM of ASS all to myself
<[]pusher> uhm, yeah
<[]pusher> listen, I've been meaning to speak to you about that
<wagon-x> oh?
<rdj> this ought to be good
<[]pusher> could you like... ease off and save some birds for the rest of us?
<wagon-x> free love, baby, free love
<[]pusher> free nothing, I'm sick of sloppy 8ths
<plaid> ok, that was over the line
<wagon-x> hey man, not my problem, you snooze, you lose
<[]pusher> listen, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you
<[]pusher> I'VE GOT NEEDS
<[]pusher> stop cutting in on my action, or else
<wagon-x> or else what?
<_BoC_> ORANGE
<[]pusher> or else...
<[]pusher> or else Richard will stop inving you to his sleep overs!
<wagon-x> eat me, it's not my fucking problem you can only score if you "go plastic"
<plaid> OOooo OUCH!
<[]pusher> har de har, cmere and I'll show you what "burning n' tree" means
<|\/|oby> hey guys!
<rdj> ...
<rdj> anyway, back to these two grubby sluts and their girly fighting
<wagon-x> whatever, there's nothing to fight about, Tom's a cock transplant
<[]pusher> and you're a turd burglar
<wagon-x> butt rancher
<[]pusher> jizz monkey
<wagon-x> ass bandit
*** []pusher changes topic to 'LUKE VIBERT == LUBE WIPER'
<wagon-x> oh real clever, you come up with that all by yourself?
<[]pusher> "I know YOU are but what am I?"
<wagon-x> I hate it when you get all infantile
<wagon-x> shit like this is why Richard likes ME best
<[]pusher> liar, he loves us both equally! LIKE SONS HE SAYS
<rdevine2> WAHT TEH FUK I DONT LOVE EITHR OF YOU FAGGTS!!!!!!!!!
<[]pusher> huh?
<rdj> ...
<wagon-x> rofl!
<rdj> fucking n00bs
<rdj> anyway, go on guys, this is getting good
<[]pusher> nah
<[]pusher> mood's done
<wagon-x> yeah, i'm laughing WAY too hard now
<rdj> Fuck, I was enjoying that
<rdj> guess I'll have to entertain myself then
*** rdj sets mode: +b *!*@*.*
<rdj> next person to fuck with me is GONE
<bJORK> Reechard you are cute and nice, would you like to make moosic with me and perhaps cuddle aftar?
<rdj> ...for the last time, no
<rdj> and you're lucky I'm not banning you for asking me again, especially after you ripped off my logo
* bJORK pouts
<bJORK> plad you are cute and nice, would you like to make moosic with me and perhaps cuddle aftar?
<plaid> ...what, again?
* bJORK pouts
<rdj> dammit where were we?
<[]pusher> your new cd
<wagon-x> and how it's going to get us all shagged sensless
<plaid> whatever, I don't need richard to get tail
*** plaid was kicked by rdj (yes you do)
<[]pusher> heh
<rdevine2> ANY1 HVAE REAKTOR v3.02 + PREMIUM LIBRARY ADDON - PARADOX [xx/22] /MSG ME PLZ!!!!!!!!!
<rdj> dammit n00b I told you no begging for warez in here
<haswell> he's not a n00b he's a fucking rip off artist
*** haswell was kicked by rdj (ventolin > haswell*.*)
<|\/|oby> .... hey guys!!!
<daprodigy> Richard your music is pretty good... I'm glad you're going to release more
<daprodigy> but you need more dancers in a big way.
<daprodigy> and a guy to yell shit like "come on" and "get up" and "yeah!"
<rdj> is that a fact?
<_BoC_> ORANGE
<Ctlmethod> yeah, I agree with Liam, your music is good
<Ctlmethod> but like, it'll never work in a shoe ad
<Ctlmethod> maybe a car ad, but I doubt it
<Ctlmethod> either way you're definitely missing a lot of the advertising potential
<rdj> wtf is wrong with you
<rdj> like I CARE
<[]pusher> dude didn't you do a pirelli ad?
<wagon-x> and that HSBC bank ad, don't forget that
<rdj> shut up both of you, now
<[]pusher> yes sir
* _BoC_ giggles
<|\/|oby> .... HELLO, is this thing on?
<rdj>...
<bJORK> Liam you are cute and nice, would you like to make moosic with me and perhaps cuddle aftar?
<daprodigy> ...Bosslady would eat me for lunch if I worked with you after I turned her down, sorry
* bJORK pouts
<rdevine2> ANY1 HVAE REAKTOR v3.02 + PREMIUM LIBRARY ADDON - PARADOX [xx/22] /MSG ME PLZ!!!!!!!!!
<[]pusher> what's reaktor?
<[]pusher> and will it work on my casio VL tone?
<wagon-x> christ mate, I saw one of those at radioshack when I was in the states
<wagon-x> for like 3 quid no less
<[]pusher> AND YOU DIDN'T GET IT FOR ME?!?!?!
<wagon-x> ...
*** []pusher was kicked by rdj (dammit tom will you GROW UP)
* _BoC_ giggles
<bJORK> Book you are cute and nice, would you like to make moosic with me and perhaps cuddle aftar?
<_BoC_> ORANGE!!
* bJORK pouts
<plstkman> Reaktor is for pussies anyway, 909 4 LIFE!!!!
<808st8> FUCK YOU
* 808st8 sobs
<rdj> oh for crying out loud not this fight again
<|\/|oby> ........ hey guys?... I like to fuck hot young girls, don't you?!
<plstkman> 909 IS IT'S OWN STYLE!!!!
<Lftfield> BIG UPS, THERE IS NO STYLE, ONE TIME
<rdevine2> ANY1 HVAE REAKTOR v3.02 + PREMIUM LIBRARY ADDON - PARADOX [xx/22] /MSG ME PLZ!!!!!!!!!
<rdj> ...
<rdj> DID I MISS A MEETING?!?! WHEN DID THIS PLACE BECOME A HAVEN FOR ASSHOLES?
<wagon-x> richard have you looked in the mirror lately?
*** wagon-x was kicked by rdj (I MADE YOU AND I CAN BREAK YOU)
<rdj> ok, I changed my mind, I'm not releasing anything
<rdj> I can't believe I have to deal with a softsynth vs 909 argument
<plstkman> 909 IS YOUR NEW GOD!
<Lftfield> PEACE OUT, THERE IS NO GOD, ONE TIME
<808st8> DAMMIT WHAT ABOUT THE 808, HAVE YOU NO LOYALTY??
*** 808st8 was kicked by rdj (let the man come through)
<_BoC_> ORANGE!!!!!
<rdj> ok, I'm about to lose it over here
<|\/|oby> ........ so I once painted this portrait of adolf hitler
<BT> I've decided to make the 909 "in", you may all use them again.
<BT> The latest beat goes like this.. - BD, BD, BD, OH, SDBD -
<BT> I will most likely notify you all the next time I alter world trends
<pvandyk> YES MASTER
<rdj> ... am I dreaming?!?
<bJORK> BeeTee you are cute and nice, would you like to make moosic with me and perhaps cuddle aftar?
<BT> ...Nah, those nsync boys have already driven a dump truck of money to my door
* bJORK pouts
<plstkman> BT you are overcomplicating things, TRUE music is - BD BD BD BD BD -
*** plstkman was kicked by rdj (you are boring)
<BT> only *I* may decide what is "in"
<pvandyk> YES MASTER
*** BT was kicked by rdj (if only you used your powers for good, instead of evil)
<pvandyk> NOOOOO!!!!!!
*** pvandyk was kicked by rdj (wannabe)
<rdevine2> ANY1 HVAE REAKTOR v3.02 + PREMIUM LIBRARY ADDON - PARADOX [xx/22] /MSG ME PLZ!!!!!!!!!
<|-EatStc-|> I've always been more of a -bd, oh, sbsn, oh, bd, oh, sbsn, oh- kinda guy
*** |-EatStc-| was kicked by rdj (1990 called, they want their style back)
<Dftpunk> ??? I'm confused, I thought this thing only did - bd oh bd oh bd oh bd oh -
*** Dftpunk was kicked by rdj (LATHER RINSE REPEAT)
<rdj> sigh
* _BoC_ giggles
<sasha> WAIT! WAIT!
<digw33d> WHAT? WHAT?
<sasha> I'm having a vision......
<rdj> oh this'll be fucking *priceless*
<digw33d> TELL US! TELL US!
<sasha> wait for it
<sasha> you can't rush this
<digw33d> ....
<sasha>................
<digw33d> ....
<sasha> -BD OH BD OH SN OH -
<digw33d> OH MY GOD I am so fucking hot for you right now
*** digw33d was kicked by rdj (GET A ROOM)
<sasha> HEY!
*** sasha was kicked by rdj ()
<cylob> - BBBBBBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbDDDDDDDDdDDDDdddddddddddddddddd - timestretched
*** cylob was kicked by rdj (2 years behind me, as usual)
<|\/|oby> ........ I like to have orgies with groups of 12 year olds
<Matmos> - BD, OH, ASS, ZK, HAMSTER, FQ, BALLOON, ASS -
<bJORK> Matmos you are cute and nice, would you like to make moosic with me and perhaps cuddle aftar?
<Matmos> ...sure, why not?
* bJORK cheers
*** Matmos was kicked by rdj (ok, HAMSTER??)
* bJORK pouts
*** bJORK was kicked by rdj (Icelandic Chefs say bJORK bJORK bJORK)
<_derworld> -RED BD YELLOW OH RED BDSN YELLOW OH BLUE BD-
*** _derworld was kicked by rdj (NO COLOURS)
<_BoC_> ORANGE
<Ae> rich will you fucking calm down?
<rdj> ....
<rdj> you're right, I'm sorry
<rdj> I'm over reacting, it's just 909speak
<Ae> ...
<Ae> ok, our turn to 909 it up :)
<Ae> - dbnsclho,chdbdbdDBDB DB DB DB DB DB DB DB db db db db db db dbnsclho,chdbdbd -
<arvne> DAST IZ GOOT!
<arvne> MEIN TOORN!
<arvne> - dbnsclho,chdbdbdDBDB DB DB DB DB DB DB DB db db db db db db dbnsclho,chdbdbd -
<Ae> dude, deja vu
<arvne> VAT IZ?
<Ae> we just did that
<arvne> ZEIGGEN ZE?
<Ae> ... you just copied EXACTLY what we did
<arvne> NEIN!
<arvne> DAST IZT NOUGHT AKKENTEKKUR!
<Ae> ...
<Ae> nevermind, I forgot who we were talking to
<arvne> ZEIG MEIN DAUFFEN ZE DEUCH??!?
*** arvne was kicked by rdj (NICH IEN AE VAN COOPIN)
<Ae> fucking krauts
*** Ae was kicked by rdj (kckdBYRICHmx45)
<rdevine2> ANY1 HVAE REAKTOR v3.02 + PREMIUM LIBRARY ADDON - PARADOX [xx/22] /MSG ME PLZ!!!!!!!!!
<rdj> will someone shut him the FUCK up?
<worbit> ae was right man, tides was amazing and all, but atol scrap was a total rip off
<rdj> uhm, ok... NO, you shut up right there
<rdj> what the fuck would YOU know mr "i did a whole album of cover tunes"
<rdj> you got SOME fucking nerve
<rdj> at least he's not fucking whoring himself to madonna
<daprodigy> woah, hey now!, ease off on on the boss lady
<worbit> YEAH DAMMIT YOU LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS
<Ctlmethod> Orbit man, I can't believe you did that, you are such a sellout
<rdj> am I going MAD or did the crystal method just call someone ELSE a sellout??
<rdj> we haven't seen a sellout of your caliber since... since....
<|\/|oby> ........ I once did a 7 remixes of "go" by unrinating onto a turntable
<rdj> Yeah, him
* Ctlmethod highfives moby
*** Ctlmethod was kicked by rdj (I GUESS YOU DIDN'T KNOW.... whoooo000000)
<worbit> Dude I can't believe you'd compare me to those guys
<orbital> well at least they can make up their own name instead of ripping ours off, you fuck
<worbit> what?!?
<apatterson> ok you can BOTH shut the fuck up right there
<apatterson> don't get me started on ripping off names ok?
<worbit> how do you know orbit isn't my real last name? huh? HUH?
*** worbit was kicked by rdj (shut up and go cry to "mamma")
<orbital> HA!!@# that wanna-be
<daprodigy> dammit she's my meal ticket, I said leave her ALONE
*** daprodigy (remember your first two albums and how they didn't SUCK SHIT?)
<orbital> rich, thank you for kicking that imposter william whateverhisnameis
*** orbital was kicked by rdj (at least his last album didn't suck as bad as your last three)
<apatterson> there, that'll teach em
*** apatterson was kicked by rdj (3rd time is the charm)
<Lftfield> ONE LOVE, THIS IS AN ORBLESS CHANNEL, ONE TIME
<rdj> will you SHUT UP?
<Lftfield> PROPS TO THA AY EF EX, ONE TIME
<rdj> ...
<rdevine2> ANY1 HVAE REAKTOR v3.02 + PREMIUM LIBRARY ADDON - PARADOX [xx/22] /MSG ME PLZ!!!!!!!!!
<rdj> SHUT UP
<rdj> I *ORDER* YOU TO SHUT UP
<|\/|oby> ........ bathing is overrated
*** |\/|oby was kicked by rdj (SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP)
<_BoC_> ORANGE!#@#(*!@#*!@
*** _BoC_ was kicked by rdj (SHUT UP and go back to skam ya sheepfucking kilt wearin' nancies)
<rdevine2> ANY1 HVAE REAKTOR v3.02 + PREMIUM LIBRARY ADDON - PARADOX [xx/22] /MSG ME PLZ!!!!!!!!!
*** rdevine2 was kicked by rdj (SHUT UP! go yank it back to schmeatic.... you.... yank)
<Leftfld> THERE IS NOW BUT ONE RICHARD, ONE TIME
*** Leftfld was kicked by rdj (YOU ARE WHITE, thank you drive through)
<rdj> ok, that's it
<rdj> I quit for REAL this time
*** rdj was kicked by rdj ()
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