Peanut Butter In My Phat Pants
a lame play in one act
by Andrew Hime
[Scene opens with three people, nattily attired, around a circular table in
a glass office. They are having a meeting.]
Female marketing droid: So, you see... ravers crave fresh new things all the
time. If you can reach them in a way that seems non-threatening and
non-patronizing, then you can get them on almost any proposition. Just look
at the Ford Focus. It works well for cars, anyway.
Male marketing droid: You're so full of shit we need a sewer tap in here.
Ravers hate new things. They can't stand to see outside of whichever
mindless micro-genre they are stuck in this week, to the exclusion of all
other things. They hate variety or anything that doesn't do what they
expect. They're 16-bits short of clasping their hands to the side of their
heads and shouting "Oh no!" in cute little voices.
Female marketing droid (clearly exasperated, to VP droid): Do you know what
the fuck he's talking about?
VP droid: Not a clue, but that's not the client's concern. If the client
says we get chocolate in their peanut butter, and peanut butter in their
chocolate, then we make a mess. After all, they pay the bills. Bombard them
with hi-res fliers full of trivial crap!
cosuardstockapaloozathon 2002 fest is an annual event.
It will be Friday May 24th through Sunday May 26th, also known as "Memorial
Day Weekend".
Friday and Saturday are at Muddy Waters in Lower Greenville. Admission is $5
for 18-20 and $3 for 21 and up.
Sunday is at Barley House in Lower Greenville. Admission is free for 18+.
Bands playing:
Friday
Filthy Reds
Mac IX vs the Carbon Community (ATTENTION RAVERS, DO NOT FEAR THE LIVE PA!)
Household Names
Happiness Factor
Deathray Davies
Saturday
The Lonelies
Subset
Prescott Curlywolf
Deadman
Chomsky
Sunday
Fluoroscopic Kid (ATTENTION RAVERS, DO FEAR THE LIVE PA!)
The Short-Waves
Dave DeShazo
Budapest One
100 Inevitables
I Love Math
Super Secret Guest!
URLs:
http://www.sonictherapy.com/
http://www.sonictherapy.com/kids2.pdf
http://www.muddywatersbar.com
http://www.barleyhouse.com
One of the evenings will feature the mad skillz of DJ Homeschool (which you
know you will ADORE) and possibly a txraves member who is a hottie and spins
non-fluffy trance. Sorry boys, she's taken.
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