--- Richard Bevan <richbevan@hotmail.com> wrote:
quoted 96 lines From: "Richard Bevan" <richbevan@hotmail.com>
> From: "Richard Bevan" <richbevan@hotmail.com>
> To: oberheim_thief@yahoo.co.uk
> Subject: Fwd :The Euro Language
> Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2001 11:56:06 -0000
>
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> >From: "Trevor Alexander" <trevalex@hotmail.com>
> >To: duckpizza@hotmail.com,
> ewanbramhall@hotmail.com, richbevan@hotmail.com,
> >l.j.hopewell@dundee.ac.uk, n4cksta@hotmail.com,
> mcbi7pn2@hotmail.com,
> >jenniferjredman@hotmail.com,
> seemasolani@hotmail.com,
> >Paul.Sparks@emi.u-bordeaux.fr
> >Subject: Fwd :The Euro Language
> >Date: Mon, 23 Apr 2001 10:58:16
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >>From: foreignterrain@hotmail.com
> >>Reply-To: manchester_electronica@yahoogroups.com
> >>To: manchester_electronica@yahoogroups.com
> >>Subject: [manchester_electronica] The Euro
> Language
> >>Date: Sat, 21 Apr 2001 21:33:32 -0000
> >>
> >>The Euro Language
> >>
> >>
> >>The European Commission has just announced an
> agreement
> >>whereby English will be the official language of
> the EU
> >>rather than German which was the other
> possibility. As part
> >>of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government
> conceded that
> >>English spelling had some room for improvement and
> has
> >>accepted
> >>a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as
> "Euro-English".
> >>
> >>In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
> Sertainly,
> >>this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
> The hard "c"
> >>will be dropped in favour of the"k". This should
> klear up
> >>konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
> >>
> >>There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
> sekond year,
> >>when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with
> "f". This
> >>will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
> >>
> >>In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new
> spelling kan be
> >>ekspekted to reach the stage where more
> komplikated changes
> >>are possible. Governments will enkorage the
> removal of double
> >>letters, which have always ben a deterent to
> akurate speling.
> >>Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the
> silent "e"s in
> >>the language is disgraseful, and they should go
> away.
> >>
> >>By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps
> such as
> >>replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During
> ze fifz year,
> >>ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
> kontaining "ou" and
> >>similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
> kombinations of
> >>leters.
> >>
> >>After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl
> riten styl. Zer
> >>vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil
> find it ezi
> >>to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum
> tru! And zen
> >>ve vil tak over ze world!
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
>
>
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