WELL it;s finally made it round to MARCH-
,,, what a lift off as usual-
HOPE YOU MANGED TO GET YOUR HANDs on any vvm stuff you wanted in
February,, if you didn;'t let me know what went wrong ???
SO FEB WAS THE MONTH FOR SICK LOVE=== course it was----
/hope your valentine wen t with a trotter//*** love was in the air
and thar was where it stayed//
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so anyway77 march -- well february was LOW KEY HEADS DOWN,, march is
the same= APRIL IS THE KILLER trust assured- . ANYWAY march sees just
3 releases---- all of which are detailed below//
BUT really you make
this list-- we want YOu to tell us what you think about it all--
contact is encouraged-- we;ll try and respond in due course-
get in touch=- be active,
ANYWAY===========
first up is >>
OFFAL2000 - One Amazing Day - CD
basically this is the MILLENIUM DOME experience brought to your living
room, live recordings taken from the dome throughout its 1 year life
span, including exclusive recordings of its construction. When
approached with the idea of this release we were excited as being
associated with the worst and biggest waste of time and money
construction bollocks appealed greatly to V/VM. SO NOW for a price
cheaper than 900 million pounds (though some shops will still try)
you can literally build a dome at your home and charge your friends
an admission fee.... Audio wise well it;s actually a strange
experience as your guides take you through, zone by zone, the
personal favourites for VVM are hearing the guides getting drunk and
the brass band who sound like the most miserable group ever.
Packaging includes tony bLAIRs millenium dome speach, the biggest
load of baloney ever- LIFT off we wish it would, IF EVER A
CONSTRUCTIOn represented britain of 2000 then this was it, and now we
have the only the cd left to remind us. MARVEL at peter gabriels
whoosing flute sounds and then wonder even more at how he got paid so
much for it, what a party-double decker--------/ ANYWAY this COMPACT
DISC Will appear as soon as we sober UP, you know the deal BY
NOW----- just be aware it;s all we ask, this was produced by P=Y
GERbill. recorded by the experience......
ALSO COMING in march/.
MIDGET02 - ALIEN PORNO MIDGETS 3" CD
a follow up to the 7" album by those airbourne MIDGETS, still over
hawaii, yet more famous hula melodies are constructed by our small
friends__ you know what it;s like, grass skirts, palm trees, endless
sunshine, british foot and mouth alien disease== great. anyway look
out for it,, it;ll arrive at a shop near you soon../
who are the midgets ??????
VVMCPS01 - WHOSE LAW IS IT ANYWAY ?? (7")
it had to happen, VVM has once again dug out the worst - this time
GURU JOSH makes his long awaited VVM DEBUT. The guiness book of techno
goes as far as to describe the GURU as "noted for his goatee beard,
flailing live performances and three word songs". so 11 years on the
goatee beard returns in aid of VVMCPS. A lot of people wonder how we
get away with it, well it's vvmcps who clear our samples and here
guru provides their anthem with the monumental "whose law is it
anyway ??" a song which is an absolute nonsense and makes no sense
like copyright itself,,,-- this 7" features 2 mixes (one worse than
the other) and also his classic "infinity- time for the guru" track/
what a cracker-- but really the best is his version of the old punk
classic "louie-louie"- a real shocker just when you thought WE could
get no worse. BUT YES GURU IS OUR LEADER, a new anthem,, one last
death knell. WE LOVE IT, ah ah oh ah- time for the GURU===== check
him out, guru JOSH, the biggest and most stupid waste of space
electronic artist ever-- welcome on board-goatee and all.. remember
ask for the GURU BY NAME-- G U R U,,, we want the.///////
other labels promote old skool rave and we now release the worst of
it-- GURU IS THE BEST and most innovative artist that we know right
now,, ^^^^./ TIMMY loves the ducky and we all love GURU===
SO THAT's it 3 for march,,
AS FOR LIVE we don;t care-- but there is one show in BIRMINGHAM-
it;s our only UK show of the year and it;s on the 30th at the medicine
BAR- so come down if you can to catch the worst show in EUROPE_- we
are the worst now-- get on board with us,, watch it all implode..
details available from us,, so just e0mail/// and be part of it------
special <<<
OVERVIEW MARCH <<
OFFAL2000- one amazing day (CD)
MIDGET02 - alien porno midgets (3" CD)
VVMCPS01 -abolish copyright - whose law is it anyway ??? (7")
30th MARCH - Birmingham - Medicine Bar -England
SO HAVe a grate month, and remember from fools day onwards april 1st,
it all goes down hill--- we will not fail YOU-----///
MAIL US WITH YOUR thoughts about it all---- please//////
YOUR support is appreciated-
CAN YOU WAIT FOR APRIL////??? we can;t
WITH sickLOVE
V/VM
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10 things we want to see happen in MARCH <<
1/ the queen mother dead in a gutter
2,,foot and mouth to threaten the music industry.
3./guru josh on top of the paps/
4/ a sighting of aphex twins tank which doesn;t exist_warp trip/e
5//hoegaarden and a trip to hamsterdam for sick_Lv/e-- n6/
6))scanne rreveal who his famous relation is...
7* harold shipman released.
8!!londonto implode on itself=_
9¬¬frank butcher to work at vvm With ricky BUtcherED (^^)
10-sick love to stop destroying vvm = it is.^^^^^. virus0000
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