Enough of this babbling about Bush and Gore! What this country needs
is solid, creative leadership that only Kid606 can provide. Let's
break down the issues:
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On Bosnian issues:
Bush: Nuke 'em
Gore: Wax poetically about freedom and
do nothing
Nader: Hook 'em up with solar power
Kid606: Play my music on loudspeakers
outside Milosevic's office until
he capitulates
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On a strange, tap-dancing woman in a bowling alley:
Bush: Nuke 'er
Gore: Carefully put my O'Douls on the
floor and join in her wild, free,
sensual dance
Nader: Hook 'er up with solar power
Kid606: I have no problem with strange,
tap-dancing women in bowling
alleys
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On whether modern IDM has gone downhill:
Bush: As long as there's a big stash
of cocaine involved with the
downfall of IDM, whatever it is,
I'm all for it
Gore: My wife Tipper, a huge Schematic
fan, can answer that question
Nader: It is clear to me that corporate
special interests have ruined IDM
Kid606: I'm sorry, I was too busy with
my CBC interview to catch that
last question
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On the abuse of DSP in IDM:
Bush: We need to tap the uncharted DSP
reserves in the vast wilderness of
Alaska, to reduce our dependence
on foreign music made with DSP tools
Gore: It is vitally important to develop
the efficient use of DSP and
encourage the use of alternative
sound tools in our country, perhaps
via tax breaks and the like
Nader: I would recommend solar power at
this point, but I have concerns
about being able to deliver DSP
noise on cloudy days
Kid606: I have no recollection of abusing
DSP at the time, senator
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