anybody else think this kid is just downright silly ?
quoted 85 lines From: "Rjyan Kidwell" <cex@tigerbeat6.com>
>From: "Rjyan Kidwell" <cex@tigerbeat6.com>
>To: <idm@hyperreal.com>
>Subject: [idm] The Most Important Things that are going to Happen This Year
>Date: Mon, 18 Sep 2000 19:59:29 -0400
>
>Dear Friends:
>
>What's up? How have you been? I've been good. I wanted to write you guys to
>tell you about some shows. If you don't live on the east or west coast of
>America, read this anyway because this information is a lot more useful
>than
>somebody's opinion on some dumb record or whatever. Also, if you don't know
>who I am, I'm Cex and you're way behind on things.
>
>First of all, I have heard from the people in the Tigerbeat6 Records PR
>department that some of you are still ignorant of the fact that my live
>show
>is the best live show in experimental electronic music today. Scratch that,
>it's the best live show of ALL forms of electronic music TODAY, TOMORROW
>and
>10 years from now. In the words of my close personal friend Notorious BIG
>--
>"if you don't know, now you know, nigga." Those of you who are spoiled
>enough to live within an 8-hour radius of the following shows are required
>to attend, so make sure you get all your masturbating out of the way
>beforehand so your schedule is free and you're not late or absent.
>
>HERE ARE THE IMPORTANT DATES:
>
>September 30th, BALTIMORE MARYLAND at the OTTOBAR (http://www.ottobar.com),
>Cex w/ the Dismemberment Plan. The show is at 6PM sharp and costs 5$ or 6$.
>Get there at 5 PM and bring extra money to buy my records with. Also make
>sure you pee before you go because the toilet at the Ottobar is kind of
>nasty.
>
>October 5th, at ART-O-MATIC (http://www.artomatic.org) in WASHINGTON, DC
>(aka the united states's capitol.) w/ SK, Breedlove 500+ vs
>Pinkcourtesyphone (aka Dan Searing + Richard Chartier) & Trance and the
>Arcade. I don't really know the time and cost of this show. I think one of
>the interns at Tigerbeat6 got the fax and forgot to give it to me.
>
>October 22nd, at BOTTOM OF THE HILL in SAN FRANSISCO CALIFORNIA, w/ Blectum
>from Blechdom, Electric Company, Lesser & Kid606. This is the big chance
>for
>all you west coast ladies and gents to sneak a peek at the best live show
>in
>electronic music ever before it gets really big and you start hearing about
>it on Letterman and in all the magazines and newspapers: "Cex is So Great,"
>"Cex gets a Gold Medal," "Cex brings peace to the Source awards." (those
>are
>magazine headlines.) This show starts at nine and costs 7$.
>
>If you're one of those anuses who go see a genius perform and then go "WHAT
>THE HELL! I COULD DO THAT IN FIVE MINUTES WITH MY (name of some hip
>computer
>program) AND MY (obscure analogue instrument of some sort)! DSP BLEAH! GOO
>GOO GA GA!" then you are especially invited to come and even TRY to say
>that
>shit after I'm done with my set. In fact, please feel free to come up and
>try to talk to me about gear and software because I think it would be good
>for you to realize how much better than you I am even though I really know
>nothing about gear or software.
>
>And if you own a record label and are trying to sign me, stop sending me
>those fucking annoying emails because I'm not for sale. I'm an artist of
>the
>people.
>
>To everyone else: I'll see you at the shows!
>
>and Feel free to write me an email if you need more information about these
>electrifying events (which are most likely going to be on everyone's lists
>of the hot 5 events which were hot in the 2000s) or if you'd like to
>describe what you're going to wear to the show and want to request that I
>specifically scream in your face and/or dry hump you during my set.
>
>
>-Rjyan "Cex" Kidwell
>http://if you want my website address you can find it yourself
>
>
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