A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and no
one is there. He looks all around and he finally sees a little
snail sitting on the doormat.
He picks it up and throws it across the street into a field.
Ten years later, he hears a knocking on his door. He opens it
up and no one is there. He looks all around, and he finally
sees a little snail sitting on the doormat.
The snail says, "What the fuck was that all about?"
Twine
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