IDM Mailing Archive

At 11:34 PM 4/21/98 -0400, laerm wrote:

quoted 3 lines i may be moving there. i'm scared. is there anything, anyone, any goings

>i may be moving there. i'm scared. is there anything, anyone, any goings >on that are worth it? this canadian's scared of southern culture. >

Well, let's see what we've got in Savannah that's IDM related. On Mondays, We have the Brothers-In-Arms-Cum-Guzzling-Shindig. It's a family affair that's been in the neighborhood for years. You'll love it. Classic southern hospitality in a family setting. Tuesdays, it's the Have-Sex-With-Your-Sister-All-Nite-Barbeque-And-Slamfest. It's a mixture of mud wrestling, sex with your sister, and watered-down beer straight from Jimmy's own backyard brewery. All the components of a real night on the Georgian town. We Georgians take a break Wednesdays and Thursdays to kick back, throw down a few Colt twenty-four packs, and beat our wives, because the weekend's activites usually need a good deal of preperation (and those wives are just giving us _too much_ lip nowadays). On Friday we've got Beat-the-Minority night, where we find someone that's not exclusively white-bred and Southern-born and beat the pure living shit out of them for having the gall to come to our country, our beautiful homeland, and take our jobs at the motorplant (which is overrun with the Asians nowadays). This is a combination of fun and business, so it's a real effort on all parties involved. On Saturday we all head down to the bar just to watched Johnny's tapes of the NASCAR races that ran over the week. We all root for Mark Martin, coz that sumbitch can _run_. We don't do too much on Sunday, as it's the Sabbath, and it's God first here in Savannah, Georgia. It is through the Lord Jesus that we find strength to continue our homely Southern lives in true American style. ... Hope this helps. - wells oliver / s0ewoliv@titan.vcu.edu