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although i don't like the prodigy__ anyone checked the already banned video? cool email for details

Quoting deepart (mark@koons.demon.co.uk): | although i don't like the prodigy__ | | anyone checked the already banned video? It runs on MTV Europe all the time after 24. It's not any good though.

On Thu, 27 Nov 1997, Steve /k/./F/ wrote:

quoted 1 line anyone got any Michael Hutchence jokes?

> anyone got any Michael Hutchence jokes?

If you got them, please mail them direct to "Steve /k/./F/" <kung.funk@virgin.net> and refrain from posting them to the 900+ subscr!bers on the IDM list. Thank you, Aran IDM-Owner

quoted 1 line anyone got any Michael Hutchence jokes?

>anyone got any Michael Hutchence jokes?

i was mailed this today, i am not responsible

quoted 51 lines * What's the difference between Lady Di and Michael Hutchence?

>* What's the difference between Lady Di and Michael Hutchence? > Lady Di was alive when she left the Ritz. > > * What's the difference between Michael Hutchence and Princess Di? > Michael Hutchence died even though he was wearing a belt. > > * What do Michael Hutchence and INXS groupies have in common? > They just hang around near the hotel door. > > * How do you re-unite INXS? > Get 4 more leather belts. > > * What's the difference between Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence? > One of them's dead ugly, the other's just dead. > > * Why did Bob Geldof take up karate? > Because he heard he could kill Michael Hutchence with a black belt. > > * What was Michael Huntchence's last hit. > The door when the chamber maid entered the room. > > * Why did Paula Yates leave Bob Geldof for Michael Hutchence? > Because Michael was well hung. > > * What does Michael Hutchence have that Bob Geldof doesn't? > A widow. > > * Why does Michael Hutchence prefer to stay at the Ritz Carlton? > Because it is a cool place to hang. > > * Did you hear that Elton John will sing at Michael Hutchence's >funeral? > He's rewritten the words to "The Swing" by INXS. > > * What was the last thing to go through Michael Hutchence's mind? > "This belt is a fraction tight". > > * What's the one good thing about Louise Woodward? > She gives cracking head. > > * What's the difference between Louise Woodward and Gary Glitter? > Louise Woodward drops babies. > > * What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Lester Piggott? > Lester Piggott is allowed to ride four year olds. > > * What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne? > Acne won't come on your face until you're fourteen. > > * Apparently, Louise Woodward is the new manager of The Spice Girls... > She's going to drop Baby Spice.

quoted 5 lines anyone got any Michael Hutchence jokes?

>>anyone got any Michael Hutchence jokes? > >i was mailed this today, i am not responsible > >well here's another one too!

Whats the title of Elton John's tribute song to Michael Hutchence? "Dangle in the Wind"

quoted 52 lines * What's the difference between Lady Di and Michael Hutchence?

> >>* What's the difference between Lady Di and Michael Hutchence? >> Lady Di was alive when she left the Ritz. >> >> * What's the difference between Michael Hutchence and Princess Di? >> Michael Hutchence died even though he was wearing a belt. >> >> * What do Michael Hutchence and INXS groupies have in common? >> They just hang around near the hotel door. >> >> * How do you re-unite INXS? >> Get 4 more leather belts. >> >> * What's the difference between Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence? >> One of them's dead ugly, the other's just dead. >> >> * Why did Bob Geldof take up karate? >> Because he heard he could kill Michael Hutchence with a black belt. >> >> * What was Michael Huntchence's last hit. >> The door when the chamber maid entered the room. >> >> * Why did Paula Yates leave Bob Geldof for Michael Hutchence? >> Because Michael was well hung. >> >> * What does Michael Hutchence have that Bob Geldof doesn't? >> A widow. >> >> * Why does Michael Hutchence prefer to stay at the Ritz Carlton? >> Because it is a cool place to hang. >> >> * Did you hear that Elton John will sing at Michael Hutchence's >>funeral? >> He's rewritten the words to "The Swing" by INXS. >> >> * What was the last thing to go through Michael Hutchence's mind? >> "This belt is a fraction tight". >> >> * What's the one good thing about Louise Woodward? >> She gives cracking head. >> >> * What's the difference between Louise Woodward and Gary Glitter? >> Louise Woodward drops babies. >> >> * What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Lester Piggott? >> Lester Piggott is allowed to ride four year olds. >> >> * What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne? >> Acne won't come on your face until you're fourteen. >> >> * Apparently, Louise Woodward is the new manager of The Spice Girls... >> She's going to drop Baby Spice.

hehe...anyone know the inxs list address? tom w np: hey, looky here: inxs - shabooh shoobah On Thu, 27 Nov 1997 20:00:51 +0000 mkj@dircon.co.uk (matthew Keir-James) writes:

quoted 68 lines anyone got any Michael Hutchence jokes?

>>>anyone got any Michael Hutchence jokes? >> >>i was mailed this today, i am not responsible >> >>well here's another one too! > >Whats the title of Elton John's tribute song to Michael Hutchence? > >"Dangle in the Wind" > > >> >>>* What's the difference between Lady Di and Michael Hutchence? >>> Lady Di was alive when she left the Ritz. >>> >>> * What's the difference between Michael Hutchence and Princess Di? >>> Michael Hutchence died even though he was wearing a belt. >>> >>> * What do Michael Hutchence and INXS groupies have in common? >>> They just hang around near the hotel door. >>> >>> * How do you re-unite INXS? >>> Get 4 more leather belts. >>> >>> * What's the difference between Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence? >>> One of them's dead ugly, the other's just dead. >>> >>> * Why did Bob Geldof take up karate? >>> Because he heard he could kill Michael Hutchence with a black >belt. >>> >>> * What was Michael Huntchence's last hit. >>> The door when the chamber maid entered the room. >>> >>> * Why did Paula Yates leave Bob Geldof for Michael Hutchence? >>> Because Michael was well hung. >>> >>> * What does Michael Hutchence have that Bob Geldof doesn't? >>> A widow. >>> >>> * Why does Michael Hutchence prefer to stay at the Ritz Carlton? >>> Because it is a cool place to hang. >>> >>> * Did you hear that Elton John will sing at Michael Hutchence's >>>funeral? >>> He's rewritten the words to "The Swing" by INXS. >>> >>> * What was the last thing to go through Michael Hutchence's mind? >>> "This belt is a fraction tight". >>> >>> * What's the one good thing about Louise Woodward? >>> She gives cracking head. >>> >>> * What's the difference between Louise Woodward and Gary Glitter? >>> Louise Woodward drops babies. >>> >>> * What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Lester Piggott? >>> Lester Piggott is allowed to ride four year olds. >>> >>> * What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne? >>> Acne won't come on your face until you're fourteen. >>> >>> * Apparently, Louise Woodward is the new manager of The Spice >Girls... >>> She's going to drop Baby Spice. > > >