alright maybe that last on was utter bollocksbut i just heard about an
even worse one
called 'FEAR'.... read carefully....
quoted 47 lines It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will
> > It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will
> > scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will
> > recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice
> cream
> >melts and
> > milk curdles. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit
> cards,
> > reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR
> > and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to
> play.
> >
> > It will give your "ex" your new phone number. It will mix
> > antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and
> leave
> >its
> > dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over.
> >
> > It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere
> > with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in
> >traffic.
> > FEAR will make you fall in love with a hardened criminal. It will
> give
> > you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo
> with
> > Nair and your Nair with Rograine, all while dating your current
> partner
> > behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your VISA
> card.
> >
> > It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is
> > dead, such is the power of FEAR. It reaches out beyond the grave
> to
> >sully
> > those things we hold most dear.
> >
> > FEAR will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet
> > seat up and leave the haridryer plugged in dangerous close to a
> full
> > bathtub. It will wantonly remove the forbidden tags from your
> >mattresses and
> > pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole. It is insidious and
> >subtle.
> > It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather
> > interesting shade of mauve.
> >
> > These are just a few signs. Be very, very afraid. AND PLEASE
> > FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!