I was not offering a blowjob, just letting you
know that my ex-girlfriend Rocio said she wanted to suck your dick.
It was late one night and she was talking about all the men whos dicks
she wanted to suck. People like Trent Reznor and Perry Farrel.
Just thought you'd like to know that you were at the top of her list -
she thinks you're cute, especially on the Mike & Rich cover. She
stole my copy.
I wouldn't worry too much about it, she's not that good at it anyway,
and she's always on heroin.