That's no 'review', it's a 'blurb'. Actually, it seems to transcend 'blurb'
(or whatever the equivalent of 'transcend' is, going the other way), to the
point where I feel it demands "another entirely imaginary genre" (sic) tag:
Promobollox.
alan
--On 11 October 2005 16:19 -0600 Mantrakid <mantrakid@neferiu.com> wrote:
quoted 55 lines I stand corrected...
> I stand corrected...
>
> this is now. the best. review. ever.
>
> StaticBeats wrote:
>
>> Try this one on for size from the latest PBE mailout:
>>
>> $16 STACS OF STAMINA: Tivoli CD (WERK 001CD).
>> "Bursting onto the scene like an over-inflated
>> colostomy bag, Stacs of Stamina are the freshest,
>> funkiest product out of Sweden since a 3-and-a-half
>> ounce turd that Benny from Abba produced last Tuesday
>> which finally made its way into the North Sea this
>> morning. But forget for now the anal rectitude of
>> Europop, this summer the Stamina boys are drunk at the
>> wheel of a shiny new juggernaut hurtling pell-mell
>> down the highway of music. Prepare, mere mortal, for
>> Eurocrunk. And what is this mysterious new genre, I
>> hear you cry? Yes, you've guessed it, it's another
>> entirely imaginary genre of music that's taking the
>> worldwide music scene by force. A mixture of crazy
>> Euro lyricism and blip-hop over snazzy syncopated
>> beats, Swedish production outfit Stacs of Stamina have
>> here produced the definitive Eurocrunk LP of this
>> century, and centuries to come. It's electronic
>> hip-hop, Jim, but not as we know it. Arriving in the
>> wake of their debut EP on Werk Discs, Mistake Rewind
>> Repeat, Tivoli sees Stamina taking the unclaimed
>> territory between hip-hop and electro by storm, with
>> 11 tracks of crunked-up 8-bit hoptronica that will
>> have even the most ascetic dullards swinging from the
>> rafters to join in the digital love-making. And
>> there's plenty of partner swapping on the mic, with
>> superstars Mike Ladd and TTC adding guest vocals, as
>> well as the latest MC 'on road,' Ears, all throwing
>> their car keys into the bowl."
>>
>>
>> Shimone/Justes
>> http://www.staticbeats.com
>> http://www.jungle-life.com
>> http://www.boomboombap.com
>>
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