nice jason...
i got a good/bad story too... couple weekends ago me and me buds went out
dancin in NYC to a brit-pop night... much fun, we snuck in whiskey to keep
in cheap. very drunk. it's about 7am suddenly, i'm literally fall-down
drunk and get picked up by this gay guy who is a friend of a friend and he
offers to 'take me back to his place' cause i couldn't make it to the
subway... so, not being gay, but being very drunk, i say ok. we go back to
his place. it's dark and messy and confusing and i fall asleep on his couch
in his room after he tries 'things'... ANYWAY, i wake up two hours later
9:30am still piss drunk and i have to take a leak so bad it's shooting out
of my raygun. it's still dark and i'm trying to find the bathroom but have
absolutely no idea where i am or anything really. i look down and see a
garbage can and since i'm pissing my pants decide to just let loose... so,
i'm pissing in this tin garbage can, and it's really loud... suddenly a
light turns on and i'm in this guys' roomates bedroom. she's in bed about 4
feet away from me looking on in horror at my half naked body peeing in her
garbage can. she gives me the third degree and i eventually clean it up and
stumble out the door to find mcbreakfast... i did not make my hockey game
that day.
just a little friday story to inspire...
nat.
quoted 82 lines From: "Jason Stickel" <j_stickel_otfp@hotmail.com>
>From: "Jason Stickel" <j_stickel_otfp@hotmail.com>
>To: natbot@hotmail.com, Warchild@djwarchild.com, Idm@hyperreal.org
>Subject: Re: [idm] Eat shit...OT/truly tastless jokes
>Date: Fri, 01 Mar 2002 11:57:39 -0500
>
>
>
>NICE!!!! You are making my day much better. Check out this story of what
>happened to me last night. Fuckin' hysterical...
>
>Last night I am just kickin' it like Bruce Lee at this little neighborhood
>joint when this hot Amazonian tall blonde taps me on
>the shoulder, introduces herself, and asks me if she
>can buy me a shot. Obviously I'm not one to turn down
>free liquor from gorgeous 21 year-old women, so
>naturally I obliged. We talk a bit and, being the
>gentleman I was pretending to be, I insist on paying
>for the shots and thank her for the offer. Discussion
>ensues and, for all intensive purposes, she turns out
>to be a really cool person...
>
>Anyway, there is some flirting and a bit later she
>comes back up to me and some friends and asks if she
>can return the favor and buy me another shot.
>Obviously. So we start talking and as the bartender
>hands us a couple of Tequila shots I start to feel a
>tingle or two of absolute love for this woman...she
>orders Tequila for us? Excellent, right? Well there's
>a catch...
>
>So as she hands me a shot she mentions in passing that
>she has been sober for 3 weeks. I'm thinking
>(glancing at her liquor)....oooooo-kay. Then she goes
>into this diatribe about how her therapist tells her
>she needs to be surrounded by good people in order to
>"stay strong." Double oooooooooooooo-kay. So the
>obvious question arises in regards to the alcohol.
>Her response made things very clear when she informs
>me that she is a coke addict and spent her rich daddy's college money on
>blow for a 5 day bender before checking herself into rehab.
>
>So...long story short, we're getting married next
>week.
>
>Where do they find me?
>
>J~
>
>
>>From: "nat hawks" <natbot@hotmail.com>
>>To: Warchild@djwarchild.com, j_stickel_otfp@hotmail.com, Idm@hyperreal.org
>>Subject: Re: [idm] Eat shit...OT/truly tastless jokes
>>Date: Fri, 01 Mar 2002 11:44:35 -0500
>>
>>Q:why is Halloween a favorite holiday in the South (of america)?
>>
>>A:cause you get to PUMP-KIN
>>
>>knuck-kncu...
>>
>>ok, i'm on a roll...
>>
>>Q: what's better than getting a gold medal in the special olympics?
>>
>>.... give up?
>>
>>A: not being retarded!
>>
>>-king of trash.
>>
>>
>>
>
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