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nat hawks
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Fri, 01 Mar 2002 12:13:01 -0500
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Re: [idm] Eat shit...OT/tales of grandeur
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nice jason... i got a good/bad story too... couple weekends ago me and me buds went out dancin in NYC to a brit-pop night... much fun, we snuck in whiskey to keep in cheap. very drunk. it's about 7am suddenly, i'm literally fall-down drunk and get picked up by this gay guy who is a friend of a friend and he offers to 'take me back to his place' cause i couldn't make it to the subway... so, not being gay, but being very drunk, i say ok. we go back to his place. it's dark and messy and confusing and i fall asleep on his couch in his room after he tries 'things'... ANYWAY, i wake up two hours later 9:30am still piss drunk and i have to take a leak so bad it's shooting out of my raygun. it's still dark and i'm trying to find the bathroom but have absolutely no idea where i am or anything really. i look down and see a garbage can and since i'm pissing my pants decide to just let loose... so, i'm pissing in this tin garbage can, and it's really loud... suddenly a light turns on and i'm in this guys' roomates bedroom. she's in bed about 4 feet away from me looking on in horror at my half naked body peeing in her garbage can. she gives me the third degree and i eventually clean it up and stumble out the door to find mcbreakfast... i did not make my hockey game that day. just a little friday story to inspire... nat.
quoted 82 lines From: "Jason Stickel" <j_stickel_otfp@hotmail.com>>From: "Jason Stickel" <j_stickel_otfp@hotmail.com> >To: natbot@hotmail.com, Warchild@djwarchild.com, Idm@hyperreal.org >Subject: Re: [idm] Eat shit...OT/truly tastless jokes >Date: Fri, 01 Mar 2002 11:57:39 -0500 > > > >NICE!!!! You are making my day much better. Check out this story of what >happened to me last night. Fuckin' hysterical... > >Last night I am just kickin' it like Bruce Lee at this little neighborhood >joint when this hot Amazonian tall blonde taps me on >the shoulder, introduces herself, and asks me if she >can buy me a shot. Obviously I'm not one to turn down >free liquor from gorgeous 21 year-old women, so >naturally I obliged. We talk a bit and, being the >gentleman I was pretending to be, I insist on paying >for the shots and thank her for the offer. Discussion >ensues and, for all intensive purposes, she turns out >to be a really cool person... > >Anyway, there is some flirting and a bit later she >comes back up to me and some friends and asks if she >can return the favor and buy me another shot. >Obviously. So we start talking and as the bartender >hands us a couple of Tequila shots I start to feel a >tingle or two of absolute love for this woman...she >orders Tequila for us? Excellent, right? Well there's >a catch... > >So as she hands me a shot she mentions in passing that >she has been sober for 3 weeks. I'm thinking >(glancing at her liquor)....oooooo-kay. Then she goes >into this diatribe about how her therapist tells her >she needs to be surrounded by good people in order to >"stay strong." Double oooooooooooooo-kay. So the >obvious question arises in regards to the alcohol. >Her response made things very clear when she informs >me that she is a coke addict and spent her rich daddy's college money on >blow for a 5 day bender before checking herself into rehab. > >So...long story short, we're getting married next >week. > >Where do they find me? > >J~ > > >>From: "nat hawks" <natbot@hotmail.com> >>To: Warchild@djwarchild.com, j_stickel_otfp@hotmail.com, Idm@hyperreal.org >>Subject: Re: [idm] Eat shit...OT/truly tastless jokes >>Date: Fri, 01 Mar 2002 11:44:35 -0500 >> >>Q:why is Halloween a favorite holiday in the South (of america)? >> >>A:cause you get to PUMP-KIN >> >>knuck-kncu... >> >>ok, i'm on a roll... >> >>Q: what's better than getting a gold medal in the special olympics? >> >>.... give up? >> >>A: not being retarded! >> >>-king of trash. >> >> >> > > >_________________________________________________________________ >Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. > > >--------------------------------------------------------------------- >To unsubscribe, e-mail: idm-unsubscribe@hyperreal.org >For additional commands, e-mail: idm-help@hyperreal.org >
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