Peter "Pachinko" Ý
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From: Peter Schrock <pachinko74@mac.com>
Date: Sat, 12 May 2001 14:07:11 -0700
To: Yulia Matusov <ulia5@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: [idm] Autechre @ el ray
on 5/12/01 12:57 PM, Yulia Matusov at ulia5@hotmail.com wrote:
quoted 29 lines I disagree with the heavy coat idea because they will frisk you guaranteed
> I disagree with the heavy coat idea because they will frisk you guaranteed
> and pat you down, you know? Here are some possible tips from an experienced
> narcotics smuggler.
>
> <insert MacGeyver soundtrack here>
>
> 1)Take a fat book, cut out the center, stick in the device, put a piece of
> tape over it so it doesn't fall out...put it in your backpack and make sure
> that you put lots of shit in your backpack.
>
> 2)If you are walking in with a girl, have her put it in her makeup case. I
> have never in my life had that opened and searched. Plus they dont search
> girls as hard... cause we are so sweet and innocent.
>
> 3)It is always good to invest in a bag with lots of secret pockets (that's
> what I have)... they always look in the center main part of it and maybe if
> they are extra tough one more outside smaller pocket. Walk in with your bag
> already opened.
>
> Either way you are running a risk. Go over in your head what happens when
> you are caught. I will tell you 99% chance that if you are caught, they will
> have you go back to the car and put it back... unless you are being a real
> dik. But you accept the possibility of confiscation. Don't fight it, the
> nicer you are the more likely they are to take pity on you as just another
> music nerd...
> Walk in totally confident, be nice, give the nice security guard a
> blowjob...
>
> See you at the show =).
yeah, these ideas are much better than mine. I would do what yulia said,
especially the book and backpack thing, i might even do that.
Peter "Pachinko" Ý
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