Nice one, but its also the lyrics to a Laika song, called "Badtimes," off
their newest album, Good Looking Blues.
vzaem
np: Marumari - The Wolves' Hollow
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> From: John D. [mailto:jdalton@mail.net.tw]
> Sent: Saturday, April 07, 2001 8:25 AM
> To: idm
> Subject: [idm] Re: NHR; Virus warning
>
>
> I ordinarily wouldn't pay any attention to these but this is too
> frightening :)
> If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it
> immediately. Do not
> open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It
> will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will
> also delete
> anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It
> demagnetizes the stripes on all of your credit cards. It
> reprograms your ATM
> access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace
> field harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play. It will
> program your
> phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number.
>
> This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will
> drink all your
> beer . (For Gods sake are you listening?!?!) It will feed your dog
> poison.
> It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting
> company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
> Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend
> behind your back
> and billing their hotel reservations to your Visa card. It will
> cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that
> is only fun
> until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files,
> changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating
> undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of
> key sentences.
>
> If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98
> environment, it will
> leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
> dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove
> the forbidden
> tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill
> your skim milk with whole milk.
>
> **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**
> And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll
> fart so hard
> that your right leg will spasm, shoot straight out in front of you,
> sending sparks, that will ignite onto the person nearest you.
>
> ***
>
>
>
>
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