this probably was mentioned, but wtf is vvm talking about in their latest
email (did anyone else notice they sent the email in february)? are these
really remixes of aphex twin, or are they April fools jokes?:
03+04----------/HAT 01/ HAT 02 / 3" CD
V/VM
HelpAphexTwin 1.0 / HelpAphexTwin 2.0
we don't give a shit / because you don't give a
fuck
WELL as if you didn't get more MEAT than any
other label will hope to
release in a whole year in JUST one month these
little BELTers turn up
out of the blue and red== ONCE AGAIN LED by
VVMCPS here we find V/VM
helping our dear fiend Aphex Twin out of his
current plight on 2
separate 3" CD's. It;s true APHEX needs all our
help,, it;s been a
particularly depressing time for the BEARDed
chipmunk and if we all
PULL togther he may make it through his darkest
HOUR. SO on cd one we
find upgraded Versions of ALL yoUr FAVOurite
AFLEX TRACks--
winduckyQuacker(licker/, , bouncy Balls, Hentolyn
and more===== the
second CD features come to big daddy,, boots'N '
skirt and EVEN more
APHex madness===== both cd;s include all new
HeLPAPhex tracks--
including the STANDOUT track "laughing all the
way to his tank"-----//
it;s that special-----/// of course without YOUR
help AND support of
this release it;s feared THAT tricky RICKY may
not recover and as
stated above in TIMES like these we really need
to show a UNIted front
AND just all prey together that his problems and
INNEr turmoil
disappear/////====/// special sleeve artwork by a
designerINaPUBcalledRICKY.d/jims- ../ come on
join our campaign--
"SAVE THE BEARDEd CHIPMUNk - HELP AN APHEx
TWIN"-; send us your
messages of support--- in mails headlined "we
want to help an aphex in
distress"= we'll p[ost them onto the web on your
behalf and present
the bearded one with YOUR best wishes personally
next time we;re down
the old bull and bush./ mush0-mush=- //
SO OF COURSE april/// the date cannot be
denied=== APRIL FOOLS DAY---
but just who are the fools-???????????????
- DO ALL
OF THE above exist---- WOULD ANY LABEL BE AS
STUPID TO RELEASE- DR
FRED, SNOOKER LOOPY (a 7"on 8 different coloured
vinyls) and 2 x
HELPAPHEXTWIN CD:s== 4 RELEASES SO stupid in
concepts--and SO close
to the bone// BUT not only this - ALL together IN
one calender
MONTH-??????? remember KIDS it;s fools DAY---
FOOLS
DAY---////APRIL1st/ 2001===== IT MIGHT BE
TRUE---- or it might be ONE
BIG FOOL-----/// BUT REALLY if it isn;t a JOKE
then=only V/VM could
do IT---===== and WE MAY "just" may-/ Have
pulled it off==== =
WE LOVE YOU ALL ^AND MISS YOU---ON FOOLS
DAY====our favourite day/ DO
YOU DOUBT OUR WORD----??????
WE descended beyond all rational HOPE in APRIL
====/ the FUN STARTS
RIGHT NOW-- NOBODY WAS SAFE_- we warned all
along//////// = right
now-- i'm out of here----- avoiding all THE
FLAck----- lying LOW--
plotting the next targets00
it;s always OUR PLEASURe-- to do SO====//
AND the answers to the above are SIMPLe-and will
be known to all who
turned UP IN BIRMINGHAM on Friday night to
witness the worst LIVE SHOW
around ++++++===// IT's true smashing lap tops-
bad performance. it;s
what was required---/;-= it's the way forward-
smash your lap top///
00-*'/
as for live this month there;s nothing- except
some dj'ing in ANTwerp
on the 7th of april/// i'll be drinking that
hoegaarden for you
all*****/ five star-
SO TO re-cap/>>
whatever happened---?????
where did it all go wrong ????? and where will it
end ??????#'
out of here---- V/VM
OVERVIEW OF NEW RELEASES >>>>
MARCH=
offal2000 - the experience CD
midget02 - alien porno midgets 3"CD
vvmcps01 - guru josh 7"
APRIL=
morphine01 - dr fred plays 3" CD
vvmt147 - snooker loopy 7"
(white/red/yellow/green/brown/blue/pink/black
vinyls)
hat01 - helpaphextwin 3" CD (aka - we don't give
a shit....)
hat02 - helpaphextwin 3" CD (aka - ....because
you don't give a fuck)
MAY=
vvmt g/b - Janksy Noise 12"
vvmt20 - 7"
vvmt21 - 7"
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