quoted 4 lines This message has been brought to you by Contrast Artist Management,> > This message has been brought to you by Contrast Artist Management,
> > U.S. booking agency with a sense of humor, reminding you to believe
> > nothing you read, and only half of what you hear. You heard it here
> > first.
overheard in a drum n bass show that just wouldn't start:
'fuckdammit, bob, where the hell are surgeon & photek? these guys even
told us they'd get there early... & look, it's past 11 & the crowd is
about to wreak havoc here!'
'oh, joe, look who's getting in -- the contrast management guys!
finally!'
'you! where were you?! where's surgeon?! & photek?!?!'
'hahahaha, you fell for that?!' the contrast guy says.
'fell for _what_? you sent us this contrast -- i mean contract -- we
signed it, these guys are supposed to be here any minute aren't they?
where do you hide them?! are they in your truck?'
'they're not, joe. this guy ripped us off totally.'
'WHAT?!?'
'don't forget kids!!! don't believe anything you read!!!!' the contrast
guy said before being ripped apart by a horde of angry drum n bass fans.
AHAHAAH YES! THAT'S SARCASM!
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david