"______ is God!"
"No, he/she/they/it isn't, it's terribly overrated and I don't like your
reflective leather pants."
"Just listen to it at 150 dB on DMT & ketamine, and you'll understand."
"I did. But even after the emergency room technicians finished
strapping me down and mopping up the blood dripping from my
ear canals, I was still unimpressed."
"Philistine luddite!"
"Fanboy!"
Lather, rinse, repeat.