Have you ever wondered if you are in fact an ambientoholic or technoholic?
Well, I could just tell you:
If you're on this list, you are.
Seek therapy.
Actually, if you're on the list, you're too far gone.
You probably have no money left to spend on therapy.
Psychotherapists generally do not generally accept rare ambient dub
compilation CDs as payment.
And if they do, then they are in an even more advanced state of addiction
than you are.
So give up, go wait at the door of the local DJ store for that delivery of
"Plug In and Turn On volume 3" or "Freezone 3" or "Acid Techno Headtrip
DrumBass BlipHop Jazz Hard Dub DanceTrance Mindmelt Neural Infection Volume
IX".
The editors would like to apologize:
The above analysis was unforgivably rude.
Therefore, let us begin again:
Official Cosmo-style addictive personality survey:
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"Have you ever gone without food / clothing / shelter / sex in order to
purchase an ambient or techno record?"
Results will not be tabulated, formulated, or analyzed.
Who has time for boring statistics when one has to search for the Holy
Tantric Sacred Ideal BPM?
Zenon M. Feszczak
Metaphysicist