IDM ANAGRAM CONTEST RESULTS!
MAGDELEN TURNCOAT MISTRESS!
TACTLESS MAINMAST GROUNDER!
OUTSMART ENLISTED CRAGSMAN!
MANDOLIN TEAMSTER CUT GRASS!
Boom! No more anagrams! I'm going blind!
Nineteen people dared to enter. I spent hours staring crosseyed at
huge lists of words. Now comes the moment of truth! Several awards
will be present.
Award #1, Most Insulting goes to Mark Edward Bowen for "Dreaded Womb
Wanker." Way to go Mark!
Award #2, Most Surreal goes to Bruce Alvin Leadbetter for "Lettuce
Driven Rabble."
Award #3, Most Scatalogical, goes to Bruce Alvin Leadbetter for
"Evident Rectal Lubber"
Award #4, Most poetic, goes to Ewan Scrivener Thonger for "Worsen
Reverent Aching"
Award #5, Name that looks most like an anagram already goes to Ewan
as well.
Award #6, Award I get because I made up the contest -- Longest words
in an anagram to me, Norman Kent Williams for "Know-it-all mannerism"
Award #7, best use of the imperative voice goes to Mark Edward Bowen
for "Embark, Wade, Drown."
And the final award, Best over-all anagram goes to ... Martin Gerhard
Glaubitz for "Burglar Emitting Hazard" [Applause! Huzzahs!]
This is like one of those English radio game shows where the same
people always play and nobody wins anything. But wasn't it fun?
The Contestants and a Selection of their Anagrams:
Alan Michael Parry
hairy napalm clear
racial lemon harpy
Apnea! Alarm richly!
Clean Mylar Pariah
alpha rarely manic
clay piranha realm
racy anal lamp heir
harelip canal army
archly penal maria
Kevin Michael Farnham
halve manikin chamfer
venal hack, hi-fi merman
naive firm chalk he-man
mack hernia, film haven
Elfin Vermin, Mack. Ha Ha!
ahem! milk nirvana chef!
Matthew John Corwine
joint watchmen whore
won't eject wham rhino
jean wore witch month
jean with wench motor
john emit wheat crown
James Richard Pierch
jasper chemic raider
reach crisp jeremiad
empiric rajah screed
jade rice, shrimp race
Premier scarce jihad
chic riser jape dream
march! jeer! crisp idea!
Mark Edward Bowen
dear dank webworm
embark, wade, drown.
dread womb wanker.
more awkward bend
Robert Anthony Conder
another trendy bronco
canyon rodent brother
carbon threnody tenor
centenary broth donor
drench boron attorney
they'd rant, "Coon reborn!"
thorny boner don't care
Miles Gardner Egan
miserere gangland
grandsire melange
dreamer gleanings
single green drama
angel dream singer
resend gnarl image
airman glans greed
enema girder glans
admire green glans
erase mangle grind
risen grama legend
airman greed slang
dream genre signal
snide german glare
grime sander angel
dismal green anger
design green alarm
dense german grail
James Peters Walsh
shape smart jewel
warless jeep math
swamp healer jest
saw metal pj's here
welch pj's met area
she swept elm ajar
Carl Alan Trevis
ancestral rival
trellis caravan
larval canister
interval rascal
scant rear villa
vile rascal rant
larva scent liar
real slant vicar
rental scar vial
arrest vial clan
salt cavern lair
Norman Kent Williams
know-it-all mannerism
kinswoman tillerman
walk-in tonsil merman
walk-in snort mailman
melt roman in-law skin
wren monk lint salami
Bruce Alvin Ledbetter
clever trident bauble
lettuce driven rabble
evident rectal lubber
evident rectal burble
unveil crabbed letter
bedevil barren cutlet
bedevil butler trance
Ewan Scrivener Thonger
worsen reverent aching
neater chevron swinger
tanning swerve coherer
integer answer chevron
whence sarong inverter
revenge arsenic thrown
whenever go-cart sinner
coherent awning verser
careworn veneer nights
seventh cornea wringer
Robert Allan Williams
laminal raster billow
labial wireman stroll
sallow tribal mineral
billion sawmill errata
astral warble million
bilinear slalom trawl
brilliant llama sower
snowball mailer trail
alarm entrails billow
smaller orbital in-law
install wirable moral
nasal millibar trowel
liberal oarsman twill
abnormal retail swill
swami ballerina troll
alarm billion wastrel
Isaac Meir Treitel
semilate criteria
reiterate laicism
armistice atelier
erase italic timer
aerie tract simile
erect tiara simile
irate elicit smear
Mark Edward Frydenberg
dwarf drank berg remedy
merry bank dredge dwarf
fern dyke draw germ bard
Christian Petzny
chintzy rape snit
spicy zenith rant
zephyr isn't antic
crazy thin instep
crazy tenpin shit
ersatz tinny chip
hazy print incest
zany inch tipster
crispy tenth nazi
Martin Gerhard Glaubitz
gradual mightn't bizarre
ziggurat birdman lather
maudlin zither braggart
burglar emitting hazard
ribald gigahertz tantrum
blitz urging heart drama
grand guitar mirth blaze
urethra zing lard gambit
zither mailbag drug rant
John Carroll Brinda
droll chin born ajar
john libra lard corn
born dill corn rajah
Khannan Suntharam
manna haunt shrank
hank runt anna sham
saran manhunt hank
anna shark manhunt
anna hasn't hunk arm
mrs nth ana ana
anna harms ant hunk
hah rank suntan man
a ham hasn't nun rank
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